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FPS Double(Stupid)Standard?

2009-04-07 16:51:20 by Orchliet

I've come to the conclusion that at least 88% of fps gamers are idiotic and useless. Useless to the game and their respective teams at least, what they do and how useless they are in real life can only be exaggerated [but it's still a lot]
It boils down to 2 degrees of stupidity, and no person that is sane should try to figure out what drives them to these lengths.

the first is the most obvious. You must be a complete idiot to do bad in a first person shooter style video game. It takes a simple combination of eye hand coordination and timing, both of which are widely used in every day life, to play any fps. That makes you wonder at the competence and mental state of the people that manage to go, for example, 4 - 23. I only come to that conclusion because someone with basic motor skills should be able to at least break even in a simple game.

But there there comes the second degree of stupid. If these people where competent, they would either get better at the game, or try something else. 88% of the fps scene fail at the game, and still they insist on trying. I would commemorate them, if they actually made progress. They are too stupid to stop playing, that they will continue to play and fail until either they commit suicide or simply die of loneliness.

Of course it doesn't help that half of those individuals are under the age of 15. The amount of children that try to play FPS games is incredible, which is made even more so when you take into consideration how many of-age gamers insist on putting them down. No child shall go un-insulted in an fps game, that's just how things are.

And then the gaming gangsters come into play as well. The people that do break even, but just barely. And to them, well, let's just say their cocky. Cocky and loud. Insults will fly at anyone above them on the charts, because they did the best no matter what the charts say. You MIGHT think a 1.15 k/d ratio is bad, but that's just because you suck.
*can you feel the sarcasm yet?*

My point is, get good at FPS games or go play some shitty Wii game. Stop pestering us real gamers, because all you're doing is ruining the ride for everyone else.

FPS Double(Stupid)Standard?

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